How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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