i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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