Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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