But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
