Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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