Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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