Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
