Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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