Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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