What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
