Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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