she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
