white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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