How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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