am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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