Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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