what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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