On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He shit in the fireplace
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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