im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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