I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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