Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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