She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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