Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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