I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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