I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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