I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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