Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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