i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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