you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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