I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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