just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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