she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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