Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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