real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I skipped work to stalk him.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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