What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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