I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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