Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Watching her eat just hurts me
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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