Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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