I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
now i know why i became what i already was.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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