dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
