Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Randomize
