Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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