like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she smelled like a LAN party
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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