yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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