ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Randomize
