You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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