yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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