it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
