Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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