I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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