It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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